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Re: I joined this tribe
Thu, March 10, 2005 - 2:32 AMI don't think so.
But anyway, here's a little ditty called "Living next door to Alice"...
Sally called when she got the word
She said, "I suppose you've heard 'bout Alice"
Well, I rushed to the window and I looked outside
But I could hardly believe my eyes
As a big limousine rolled up into Alice's drive
Chorus:
I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Grew up together, two kids in the park
Carved our initials deep in the bark, me and Alice
Now she walks through the doors with her head held high
Just for a moment I caught her eye
As a big limousine pulled slowly out of Alice's drive
Then Sally called back, and asked how I felt
Then she said, "I know how to help get over Alice"
She said, "Now Alice is gone, but I'm still here"
You know, I've been waiting for twenty-four years
And the big limousine disappeared -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Thu, March 10, 2005 - 7:50 AMYou realise that the two of us have now made more posts in 2 days than the rest of this tribe has in it's existence.
Oh, and LUBE UP, I'm man size, not American. I hope I fit... -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Thu, March 10, 2005 - 7:53 AM
it is a nice quiet little place to hide...
heres the slippy stuff! -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Thu, March 10, 2005 - 8:00 AMThat's right, I'm NOT from Texas. -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Thu, March 10, 2005 - 8:05 AMwell IF you are bigger than A TEXAN
OH MY
-----grabs extra lube-------
please dont hurt me! -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Thu, March 10, 2005 - 8:10 AMIt's not the largest state in the Union.
I'll be gentle... -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Thu, March 10, 2005 - 8:16 AMit's my first time
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Re: I joined this tribe
Thu, March 10, 2005 - 8:19 AMI've just been checking out your profile.
I shall enjoy this immensely.
(and you will too!) -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Thu, March 10, 2005 - 8:20 AM
Oh I already HAVE
I have been so distracted I Forgot I have a 9am meeting.
see ya later sweety!!!
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Re: I joined this tribe
Thu, March 10, 2005 - 8:23 AMThat's the kind of thing you're gonna have to elaborate on...
Enjoy your meeting. I'll be finished for the day in about 40 mins -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Thu, March 10, 2005 - 9:30 PMYoo kids cut that out! This is a family show. -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Fri, March 11, 2005 - 2:26 AMOi, don't you step in here and tell us what not to do, or we'll leave your tribe to silence...
bwhahahahahaa -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Fri, March 11, 2005 - 7:31 PM
dammit we have been discovered!
throws on clothes... -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Sat, March 12, 2005 - 12:49 AMHey, put on your own clothes, not mine. I'm outta here once I get dressed... -
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Re: I joined this tribe
Sat, March 12, 2005 - 3:35 PMrips off tightie whities...looks for thong panties...
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